"Furnitures the Great Brown Oaf is my gift to mankind."
-Anonymous Philanthropist/Balloonist


"He's okay."
-Amos, age 9


Furnitures was discovered by the Anonymous Philanthropist and made to be the host of his own TV program. He is still very uncomfortable with his role as lovable, huggable kids show host, and in addition - his newfound enslavement, but he's slowly becoming compliant.

FUN FACTS ABOUT FURNITURES:


  • He used to live under the Sea!

  • He is every bit an Oaf as his delineation on the show implies!

  • Children love him! But does he love them?!

  • See the FAQ for more info about him!

    "Love comes from the tummy", says Furnitures, when coaxed.




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