Mr. Crimb began his career as a stage actor, performing roles in local theaters,
utilizing the talents he claimed were "innately ingrained into [his] identity
two years before [his] own conception".

To this day, he still admits the Stage is his home and "most dearest Reality", and considers
any and all accomplishments of his career to have been achieved there.
He was well-received for his portrayal of the tailor 'Motel' in an all-wolf production of
Fiddler on the Roof. And it wasn't too long after that he was cast as the lead in
Shoot me down, Yeoman. The performance was referred to as "sterling" and "exemplary"
by those whom Mr. Crimb describes as "in the know".

Mr. Crimb is no stranger to the television. He most recently performed the role of Zone Wulf,
Private Detective Crackenpuffer's alter-ego and reluctant comrade
in a two-part alternate universe episode of the hit show, "The Rest of 'Em".

But it is his role as Mr. Crimb on Furnitures the Great Brown Oaf that has given him
the most attention. His wolfpup character's image can be seen illegally in stickers
on the back windows of trucks, and also, in the gang graffiti of Des Moines, Idaho,
where he is often depicted beating enemies viciously with his club-like nose.



FUN FACTS ABOUT MR. CRIMB:



  • Mr. Crimb does not condone gang violence!

  • He speaks three languages, (two of them unspoken in modern times),
    is a master of mimicry (reproduction of exact voices),
    can recite anything backwards flawlessly,
    can find a rhyme for any word (yes, even 'orange'),
    and can yell at decibles beyond the socially acceptable.

  • His character on Furnitures is completely mute! What an achievement.

  • In real life, he is a Veteran Wolfhound, not a wolfpup!

  • He is rumored to be a Scentologist!



    Mr. Crimb advises his audience to play close attention. "There are great subtleties in my work."







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