Sir Washington Crabula


Perhaps the most established, experienced, and well-known member of the cast,
Sir Washington Crabula is the famous thespian of stage & screen, hailing from Great Britain.
His most notable roles were as Sgt. Otis Minglepick on the British TV series
Minglepick Mysteries, and as 'The Executioner' in the film version of
Trent Aminopit's best-selling romance novel "Not Afraid to Die"
(aka "Blood-Wet with Carnage").

His charity work and affable personality allegedly had something to do with him being knighted in 1997. And he is believed to be friends with the Anonymous Philanthropist (the discoverer of Furnitures and creator-producer of his kids show). He will not divulge the identity of his chum "under any pretense".

Last year, Sir Wash led a campaign to introduce the Spelling Bee to America's children.
His efforts yielded huge success, mainly due to the pre-existence of his intended aims.

He plays the friendly pirate Yetso the Fiend on Furnitures.



It is a persona he relishes.

FUN FACTS ABOUT SIR WASHINGTON:

  • He researches every role thoroughly and will go to great lengths to find a character.
    For Yetso, he went shirtless for a year before filming even began.
    "Pirates never wore shirts, as I understand", says Sir Wash.
    "To be a pirate, one must live as one. This means never wearing a shirt.
    Unfortunately, the surly man at the chip shop didn't agree.
    I was thrown out on three separate occasions. Quite rude of them, I should say. Rather."

  • He is a certified fifth-grade spelling teacher!

  • He knows what date the End of the World is going to be!

  • All of his clothes are made by a personal tailor, a mysterious foreign gentleman
    who goes only by the name of "Whit-tip"!

  • He is a noted contributor to various Bulgarian charities!

  • Nasty rumors exist that his knighthood was a result of a bureaucratic mistake!

  • He doesn't like rum. However, he does like rum pudding a little!







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